Jeremy says he has a girlfriend, but I heard someone caught him melting chapstick with Brock in the gym last night
by bastardcryptid February 23, 2020

When you give your partner a blumpkin and save the shit he took and freeze it.
You then use the shit as a dildo and let the poo melt in your ass so you can then poop out your partners shit
You then use the shit as a dildo and let the poo melt in your ass so you can then poop out your partners shit
by littlemissblumpkin February 26, 2024

by Assman8675309 September 18, 2020

"go melt a CD"
What does that even mean
"Fuck yourself"
•
"I melted a CD"
"Damn, to what yo?"
"Lesbian scissoring"
What does that even mean
"Fuck yourself"
•
"I melted a CD"
"Damn, to what yo?"
"Lesbian scissoring"
by Jax_Kellington April 28, 2017

by Simpsons July 19, 2021

The act of rolling your penis into the shape of a ball, then grabbing both testicles, smushing them together, then proceeding to shove it into your partner's mouth, then ejaculating, causing a Melted Snowman.
Dad: Hey kids, do you want to make a melted snowman?
Kids: Yes daddy!
Or
Come here bitch lemme give you a melted snowman!
Kids: Yes daddy!
Or
Come here bitch lemme give you a melted snowman!
by TrippyTabs May 24, 2024
