Concrete-meat

The ultimate level of hardness a man can get while being aroused by the most sexiest woman's body.

Girl you got me on concrete-meat right now!

by SouloCutz May 11, 2010

Don't get your meat where you get your bread and butter

1. Same as saying "don't shit where you eat"
2. Meat meaning "meat injection" and "bread and butter" meaning money.
3. It's not a good idea to sleep with the same people you work with.

Co worker: have you noticed Bam's got nice buns
Me: Don't get your meat where you get your bread and butter

by Miss JRD July 28, 2012

Meat Wallet

A fat stanking pair of pussy lips, often bigger than a kangaroos. The meat wallet is usually dark brown in color and smells like 3 month old roast beast.

Trimble smacked his rocks off grandma's meat wallet feverishly before shooting his moon cheese up the great divide.

by JC Pacifico April 11, 2003

meatball

fat narcissist, especially one prone to deception and theft

jordan over-ate, grew manboobs, went broke, then doctored bills to steal money from his own housemates... god, what a meatball!

by maker of minced meat May 8, 2008

meat ride

To agree with someone 100% of the time no matter how stupid their idea.

P1: Keanu Reeves is the best actor ever!!!
P2: No he is not all his roles are the same character.
P3: I totally agree with person 1 Keanu Reeves is the best actor ever and person 1 is never wrong
P2: MEAT RIDE!!!!!

by Th3 2 N 0nly May 31, 2009

Meat Magician

A man or a woman who posesses great skill or an exceptionally large orifice(s) (sometimes a combination of the two) which is used to make a penis disappear. This usually occurs with much speed, bravado, and/or showmanship.

The way Debbie swallowed my cock last night makes me wonder if she is a meat magician...

sometimes refered to as a Cock Wizard

by Nicktacular August 10, 2009

meat whistler

A person who gives blow jobs

Jennifer really gets around.....I hear she's quite the meat whistler

by Mottnl October 1, 2009