Ben logic

A man named Ben that makes everyone a expert and has a shitty YouTube channel probably

Hey you know that guy named Ben? They say he knows logic so he a expert at ben logic

by dead space 2 March 26, 2022

fringe logic

Noun

Fringe Logic literally means Logic on the fringe of Illogical.

A form of thinking or thought patterns that are based on irrational and or tangent based logic. It is a pattern of thinking based on outlandishness and at times denial of real logic or sound reasoning.

A good example of this is what goes on in the heads of Conspiracy Theorists. Example: people who believe in a flat earth denying scientific observation over what we have known for hundreds of years because of a perception everything we know is wrong.

Another example of fringe logic is when someone drinks poison thinking it will kill whatever is making them sick too leading them to a cure.

Fringe Logic is associated with bad ideas and worse implementation. It also applies to counter culture.

Example 1:
I know you told me you are going to a job interview dressed in drag. I have no clue what fringe logic led you to that idea but I am going to say I hope you like rejection.

Example 2:
Did you hear that guy preaching how our current president is the Anti-Christ? He tried to sound so intellectual but his fringe logic was all over the place. No wonder nobody gets along with that guy.

by Fractious1 April 21, 2018

ezme logic

The ideas in which things only make sense to that ones person because they r absolute bullshit

Ezme: I can run through the current of a waterfall
:everyone else: ezme logic.

by Idfkasksomeoneelse September 8, 2023

dirty logic

making a decision based on lurid ideas.

We're rooting for that team because they have hotter cheerleaders. Now that's dirty logic.

by Reno McStevens August 3, 2012

Georg Logic

When you are just dumb your logic is called Georg Logic

Someone: "There are to many, to many speaking in voice chat of choice!" Twenty minutes later: "It is to quiet in this voice chat!"
Someone else: "boi this Georg Logic!"

by BlackLightDragon August 22, 2020

Cartoon Logic

AKA Cartoon Physics.

A law in cartoons that states that if something impossible would be amusing if it actually happened, then it will happen.

That's not the entire rule, either; see below.

The full definition of Cartoon Logic is as follows:

*Should the character be able to do this?

> Yes No

*Would it be funny if they couldn't?

> Yes No

*They can't do it.

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*Should the character be able to do this?

Yes > No

*Would it be funny if they could?

> Yes No

*They can do it.

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*Should the character be able to do this?

> Yes No

*Would it be funny if they couldn't?

Yes > No

*They can do it.

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*Should the character be able to do this?

Yes > No

*Would it be funny if they could?

Yes > No
*They can't do it.

by Ubeenbamboozledson June 5, 2021

Cow Logic

Of no logical sense and/or reasoning.

People refer to Cow Logic as the utter non sense spoken by "cow". This bitch thinks he can make a cursor controlled mod menu in CFG. CFG has no logic but he says he makes his own "cow logic"

Thus.
Cow is an illogical derp.

Person 1:Wow, did you see my scores on my Math Final
Person 2: Yeah, must have been using cow logic LOL
Person 3: LOL WRECKED.

by JewHatesCow October 28, 2011