Tall big man. His dick is the size of a forearm. He can go tripod anywhere he please. He loves to eat ass and squeeze titties. All the bitches love him. Makes funs of his friends for having small penises. He is extremally smart with a 6.9 gpa.
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All players: Lock the party, lock the party, lock the party!
Party leader: I locked it, crisis averted!
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"I tried to sneak into the bathroom while Kelly was taking a shower but the door would only open a crack and no more! She drawer locked it!"
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“Only a surfer knows the feeling”
it’s a strange phenomenon experienced by male surfers possessing a fully hooded penis.
When wearing a wet suit it commonly occurs during your first urination of each surf.
The foreskin will be locked or folded tightly between your wetsuit and body causing a blockage. The urine then backs up and creates a pressurised foreskin which some describe as a small water ballon, this part can cause extreme pain which is followed by a reliving seal breakage, at this point you will experience the somewhat satisfying transfer of warm urine from forey to wetsuit
“Only a surfer knows the feeling”
it’s a strange phenomenon experienced by male surfers possessing a fully hooded penis.
When wearing a wet suit it commonly occurs during your first urination of each surf.
The foreskin will be locked or folded tightly between your wetsuit and body causing a blockage. The urine then backs up and creates a pressurised foreskin which some describe as a small water ballon, this part can cause extreme pain which is followed by a reliving seal breakage, at this point you will experience the somewhat satisfying transfer of warm urine from forey to wetsuit
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