by @jeancoatt October 24, 2018
Get the ima lockmug. When the couch commands you to stay in a soft gentle smoothing voice. The inability to leave the safety of the couch because the world beyond is just not safe.
My girlfriend has become couch locked after eating an entire willie wonky edible and is now crying and laughing at the same time in a fetal position refusing to leave the safety of the couch after 3 hours.
by drew a button December 12, 2020
Get the Couch lockedmug. Someone: "I HATE ALL OF YALL, I HOPE YOU GET HIT BY A TRAIN, THEN BLOWN UP THEN FED TO VOLTURES"
You: Dude lay off the rage lock
You: Dude lay off the rage lock
by Moowoop Gang July 17, 2011
Get the Rage Lockmug. by Etic February 20, 2010
Get the box-lockedmug. by Ballsucker Nr.69 February 23, 2022
Get the World Lockmug. by Npederson December 31, 2016
Get the strain lockedmug. A Velcro-like interaction between one person’s facial hair and another person’s pubic hair wherein the two become inextricably linked, typically achieved during the action of fellatio or cunnilingus.
by KAtMalZ November 25, 2022
Get the Pube-lockedmug.