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LIFE

In reply to the most overused definition how you are expected to believe life itself is a bigger virus than hiv that they insist means aids.... so here i go: when the aliens discovered an empty planet name (read following) home they decided the only logical thing to do was take a big brown chunk and stick a nut of neptunium in it and say by the time I get away I already created a single cell that replicates into a retard known as two opposite sexes that never stop fucking like rabbits the Aliens knew would exist several eons later.
1.) If they created LIFE what the hell is neptunium?
by djsee4 September 26, 2011
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Life

Its an illusion. Life means nothing to some, and everything to others. War is an illusion. Peace is an illusion, even love is. Emotions a illusion. These are all words made up to explain the unexplainable to all of us. Life, its not real. For all we know, we could be in a simulation, with no past memories, it could be a test to see if we are worthy of the world we are really in. There are some things we cannot explain, like life. People just want to believe that we are here for a purpose, not just to die. One thing thats not an illusion, is hope. Everyone hopes for something, whether its that someone dies, or that a loved one will survive through a coma. Hope is the only non-illusion.
Mike: Whats life?
Bill: An illusion.
Liam: Like most things.
by TheStrangerWhoKnows November 18, 2018
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Josh: Hey wanna hear a joke?
Daniel: Sure.
Josh: Your life.
Daniel: :(
by Unknowntactics October 15, 2014
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Life

A painful thing that everyone must endure.
"Life is pain. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something." - The Dread Pirate Roberts (the princess bride)
by Lilbrewdog December 17, 2010
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People like life because it is a beautiful lie and they hate death because it is the painful truth.
by Katnipp June 4, 2014
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Life

Something that can be easily fixed with the loop of a rope
by Bag-o-dicks February 9, 2017
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Life

Something you wish you never came accross
by The Funnyone February 21, 2020
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