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Life

A joke.
A literal joke.

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Life is a joke, just like me. It's nothing, but our everything, which means that our everything is nothing and our nothing is our everything. Our hearts and brains are the source of it, which means they are the source of everything and the source of nothing. Composing life is other people, the Earth, and the many things that inhabit it. They compose our everything and our nothing, our sorrows and our joys. Humor, too. By this definition, life is basically a joke.

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Thanks for coming to my complete rave and have a great day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Mother? What is life?" The young boy asks.

"Simple, son. A joke."
by AquaDragon29 January 29, 2020
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Life; I'm sure ya'll know who superman is, right? So you know he's got every single power in the book. The fucker's practically invincible. Anyways I feel that people our age think they're superman. Okay, so we fuck around with the stupidest shit in the world. We smoke, we drink, we snort, we shoot up, and we steal something. We fuck around with the most dangerous shit in the world but we can't get hurt by it right? "Because we're invincible." But see it's bullshit. The crime, the drugs, and all that shit well that's our kryptonite. And well I see life is like superman flying over a field of kryptonite, and his goal is to get as close as possible to that field without actually touching it, you know? And being the rebel he is. He's always testing out his power, getting closer and closer but he's still cool right "because he's mother fucking superman." But eventually superman's gonna crash into that field of kryptonite and it's all gonna catch back with him. He'll crash and burn. It's the little things in life that mess you up the worst, but life goes on for most of us. We're all still flying along like superman, but we can't fly forever. We'll all eventually crash and then it hits us. We aren't invincible, Superman doesn't exist, but everything else, all the danger, all the problems, all the kryptonite will always be there...
SUPERMAN; life
by letmebemyself June 3, 2009
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a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. there is no known cure.
the aim of life is to stay alive until you die
by bunda September 23, 2012
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People like life because it is a beautiful lie and they hate death because it is the painful truth.
by Katnipp June 4, 2014
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A painful thing that everyone must endure.
"Life is pain. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something." - The Dread Pirate Roberts (the princess bride)
by Lilbrewdog December 17, 2010
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Josh: Hey wanna hear a joke?
Daniel: Sure.
Josh: Your life.
Daniel: :(
by Unknowntactics October 15, 2014
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Something you wish you never came accross
by The Funnyone February 21, 2020
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