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Lettuce

A nickname for somebody who is good at a subject but doesn't think they are
The lettuce student kept on practicing even while he had the topic to perfection.
by MushroomOmnomnom October 14, 2022
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Moving Bags of Lettuce

A phrase used to describe something that:
A) should be incredibly simple, but is instead quite complicated
B) should be easy, but instead requires immense effort
C) seems like it should take only a short while to accomplish, but instead takes exponentially longer than expected

The phrase appears to have originated from a conversation between an engineer and his sister early in 2024. The story goes that in describing his day, he was explaining a conveyor belt that he was designing. Intending to use “like” as a filler word, he said, “It’s just, like, moving bags of lettuce! It shouldn’t be so hard!” His sister, thinking he was using some new expression she had never heard, asked him to explain what he meant by, “like moving bags of lettuce.” Thus the expression was born.
My work was terribly difficult today. I felt like I was moving bags of lettuce.

Changing that tire was like moving bags of lettuce. It took three hours longer than I thought it would have.
by The Guy from Up North September 22, 2024
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Devil’s lettuce

A recreational drug. Helps make life seem more relaxed.
Old man: Fucking hell, what’s that smell?
Old woman: Oh, the hippies next door are on the devil’s lettuce again!
Old man: Lucky bastards!
by raj13 January 11, 2023
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shred the lettuce

lettuce = hair. shredding the lettuce means pushing or maneuvering hair in a certain direction.
barber: how do you do your hair usually?
guy: usually i just shred the lettuce to the side
by anonymous December 24, 2017
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lettuce

is a sex position in which you cover ur girl with lettuce then dump a bucket of pee on her, what
wow i just had a lettuce
by bfxgcfsdf July 11, 2018
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A Literal Piece of Lettuce

When you make a borderline racist joke that people of said race find funny, but your teacher finds out, you are a literal piece of lettuce.
*teacher uncomfortably close*

"Are you a literal piece of lettuce?"
"What?? Of course not! I didn't make that joke!"
by Ppgripper69420 January 11, 2021
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