Flaccid Lettuce

The soggy disappointment that lettuce becomes after being microwaved

Bro, I reheated my lunch yesterday & I realised I made flaccid lettuce.
Oh my god, I feel bad for ya.

by Rucks May 12, 2025

lettuce

is a sex position in which you cover ur girl with lettuce then dump a bucket of pee on her, what

wow i just had a lettuce

by bfxgcfsdf July 11, 2018

lettuce re-coli

Used when yet another batch of lettuce has been recalled due to e-coli.

"Is that OK to eat - there's been another lettuce re-coli."

by JulC May 13, 2010

Sweaty lettuce

Really wet lettuce

That lettuce is so wet its sweaty lettuce

by Chicken Is Toast June 16, 2020

slug and lettuce

When you're driving around town in your BMW looking for a pub. You realize you're going to a slug and lettuce so you have to go back and change to your fiat 500.

Hey man! Should we go to the slug and lettuce? Fuck. I can't man. My fiat 500 is at my mum's house.

by Penguinboy21 June 9, 2021

yok of lettuce

A group of lettuce

Jen went shopping and bought a yok of lettuce for her garden salad

by Lettuceleso July 19, 2024

Tearing up That Lettuce

Participating in intercourse so rough that only a true alpha could survive. Often with someone who could be described as Soggy lettuce.

A: Damn, Did you see Brad last night? It looked like he had a great time tearing up that lettuce.
B: He was in there for at least an hour!

by Toothpaste Man October 17, 2019