Lawn Tractor Limbo

When you are mowing your grass on a riding lawn mower, and you have to mow under a low-hanging tree...so you lean way back in your seat and "limbo" the tree branches.

I was mowing the grass yesterday, and had to do the lawn tractor limbo going under the apple trees.

by Kalisiin June 18, 2014

Swiss lawn mower

When you insert a Toblerone up the anus and rip it out fast in a similar motion to starting a pull cord lawn mower

NOTE:be quick it might melt

I gave her the Swiss lawn mower.shes in hospital now. R. I. P

by The Swiss banker October 11, 2018

front-lawn storefront

A.k.a. "yard sale". Often you can get good bargains on good-quality household items there, but you hafta always watch out for damaged/defective/worn-out items and inflated prices.

Brick-and-mortar shops do indeed usually charge a lot more for stuff than a front-lawn storefront, but yard-sale items usually don't come with a warranty or money-back guarantee, so it's kind of a trade-off..

by QuacksO September 9, 2018

lawn chocolate

the piles of dog shit found in the lawn

Dont let the kids eat the lawn chocolate while im gone

by T_1 June 21, 2010

lawn pride

The feeling after cutting the lawn and immediately after, a neighbor on either side cuts theirs's. A blessing and a curse depending which one you are in the situation.

I bet Tony has some serious lawn pride over there watching me cut the grass after he cut his.

by PlayfullScottsman September 19, 2021

lawn chimpanzee

Same as porch monkey or yard ape. Depends on the size of the chain and the dick

Those damn lawn chimpanzees just keep on shooting at each other nonstop. I’m going to move my daughter into a preschool on the white side of town because it’s safer supposedly.

by kinghiroichi1 June 22, 2024

Lawn Dragon

A piece of green dog shit that is so hot and fresh that it's steaming

"Hey buddy, did ya hear about colin. He was prancing through the backyard like a damn fairy and tripped on a stick and fell face first into a big ol' lawn dragon"

"What a fag"

by Yourshitsweak June 11, 2018