To describe the severity of a situation or event that had happen that left you completely and utterly wasted/tired/or un functioning.
“Yea, I don’t remember any part of last night. My Purse Was All Over The Front Lawn the next morning.”
by godfuckingdamnitzander February 11, 2021
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lawn sign land mine

Lawn Sign Land Mine is a game that takes place in Ontario Canada around Election time. The point of the game is to remove the metal wire frames that hold up and election sign on somebody's lawn, bend it into an arch, and place it into the road in the middle of the lane. When a car runs over it, it makes a loud screeching sound and alerts the driver. This is obviously an act of illegal mischief and should not be tried at home. Lawn Sign Land Mine is a sport that practitioners of Darkour play for fun.
I just threw two Lawn Sign Land Mine's on the road and Cops ran them both over!
by viJilance October 13, 2015
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lawn noodle

Stop shaking your lawn noodles at me!
by XABmckean4 February 05, 2018
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When you have a bush in your front lawn, it means you have lot's of hair in a certain place...;)
Boy:"Hey, do you have a bush in your front lawn?"
Girl:"Hell yea! I have a whole garden"
by Jordatha March 23, 2017
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Lawn Ninja

A small Gnome-like creature from the Ratchet & Clank video game series. Highly annoying and carries twin swords that it tries to cut your crotch with.
by Xalrons456 February 11, 2012
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Eat the lawn

When a man or a woman is eating the pussy of another woman.
Oh man, did you see that guy eat the lawn of that hot Latina!?
by jLoColombia January 24, 2015
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