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Purple Ladder

When a guy sticks his cock in between 2 guitar strings and plays a beautiful melody. His balls would go down into the big hole in the guitar.
Pinky went for a walk and did a purple ladder at the store for all to hear. He jumped in the air and broke the guitar and his cock. Poor guitar...
by Red Yowler February 25, 2008
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Mercedes Lander

The drummer for the heavy metal band KiTTie.
Mercedes Lander,the drummer of KiTTie,is getting fat.
by Amanda Cummings June 2, 2005
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Summa cum laude

The act of two floor hockey sticks vigorously attacking one another on a school gym floor. On occasion, the weilders of the sticks will shout the name out as a battlecry before/whilst and after the act.
"Today, some turd named *insert name here* decided that we shall perform the act of summa cum laude right in the middle of the gym floor."
by Nick Melanson February 20, 2008
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Friend Ladder

On the friends ladder your either at the bottom or the top. The bottom are the people you talk to the least, then the next step is the people you rarely speak to, the next step is the people your friendly with, the next step is the people you say hi to in the hallway but nothing else, the next step is the people you say a few words to in a day, the next step is the people you must talk to in order to make your day enjoyable, the next step is the friends that you sit with at lunch and talk to in the hallway, the next step is your best friends, the next step is your boyfriend/girlfriend/crush, the next step is the cuddle buddy/cuddle bitch and the final step is the fuck buddy (very rare to have middle school-high school)
Daniel- Oh my god did you hear that Nicole was moved up to the 8th step on Dylans friend ladder?!

Julia- Oh I know! Yesterday she was on the 2nd step! Funny how everyones friend ladder changes everyday.
by slimshadiex0 November 22, 2011
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jacob's ladder

1)the sex position between 2 guys and a girl. man 1 and the girl get into the 69position while guy # 2 gives it to the girl in the ass.
2)the sex position between 2 guys and a girl where guy #1 lies on his back and bangs girl #1 while guy# 2 bangs her in the ass
gibby is looking fine tonight i cant wait to jacob's ladder her walt said to sean
by C_murph324 August 30, 2006
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Ladder Ass

After working on a ladder and clenching you guts for hours you are now capable of the worst smelling farts
I thought I was was gonna get some from my girlfriend until I started getting ladder ass
by Webster, bitch October 8, 2008
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Ansh laude

A guy who is a loda at pubg
by Gaand😂 May 22, 2019
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