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Long shlong

A giant peen sometimes mistaken for a pool noodle.
“Bobby’s long shlong is sticking out of his shorts again!”
by Melonz4 September 7, 2019
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Longcoming

The opposite of a shortcoming; a positive trait.
I have many shortcomings, but it’s my longcomings that make me who I really am.
by psüdo nym September 16, 2019
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Long Riston

A small shitty village in East Riding with absolutely nothing to do in it, so just dont bother coming here 👌🏻
The park is a piece of shit anyway
Person 1: Where you from?
Person 2: Long Riston
Person 1: Oh that crappy village with nowt to do
Person 2: Thats the one
by Lukeeyre October 10, 2019
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Long Island hookup

Getting to second base at the very best (though usually it’s usually just making out). Often referred to as an actual hookup for bragging rights, except it’s not. Can also be applied to those in a relationship
Pat: Yo, I just hooked up with my girl Blaire the other night

Pat’s friend Kris: Wait, but was it an ACTUAL hookup, or a Long Island hookup?

Pat: Fuck
by sirhc.35 October 27, 2019
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Long Legged Mack Daddy

An alcoholic mixed drink served with Jack Honey, ginger ale, and a lime on the rocks in a high-ball glass.
by Charlie B Kelly June 14, 2020
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Longanistas

A group of friends, involving at least a few Filipinos, who regularly meet while celebrating their "best lives". Just like the Filipino sausage that inspired the name, the Longanistas are linked together for life with a strong bond of friendship and mutual respect for each other. Most Longanistas are very sweet, but some are spicy characters that keep the conversation interesting and never dull. Every Longanista is independently confident and strong-minded, but together, as Longanistas, they are a force to be reckoned with.
They are always loud and having a blast during their parties, they must be Longanistas.
Once a Longanista, always a Longanista.
There was lots of drinking, lots of food, lots of singing and jokes all around, now that was a proper Longanista party!
by Actually!Leo September 29, 2021
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Long Dong Silver

Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas’ X-rated alter ego, due to his self-purported larger-than-life dick, taken from a popular sleazeball porno film from the late seventies.
So Clarence explained, “you know, Miss Hill, they call me Long Dong Silver, right?”
by Dr Bunnygirl May 4, 2023
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