Long john

A very looooonnngggg turd

“Omg! Did you blow up the bowl and then leave a long John?!”
“Sorry mother”

by Ipeedonthecat October 17, 2019

long boarded

when you ride a BIG dick. like i’m talking BBC. usually with guys named jadyn(any spelling works)

yooo i long boarded so hard last night

by dont@me57 November 1, 2019

Long wooooooorororoorororrd

Haha it's so short

Please don't make a long wooooooorororoorororrd

by Shrek the real 2020 December 15, 2020

Long divison

A longer way to do divison.

My math is based on long divison.

by DON'T KLICK ON ME! December 22, 2020

Long Meatball

A perfect meal to eat on a date or with the homies. It is everything you ever wanted in a meat. You can slurp it, bite it, or even do that thing those dogs do in that one movie!

Yooooooooo, bro can you order a long meatball for the homies?

Hey girl, are you free tonight? I was wondering if you want to go to restaurant location and get a long meatball after school.

by HeyItzYeet November 8, 2020

long elmo

an elmo plushie with a concerningly long neck

"holy shit is that a long elmo????!!"

by hamspter January 15, 2021

Long Face

A guy who has a massive shlong and takes mirror pics with it. He likes to take bad selfies and often asks for toe pics.

Omg this guy who added me on snapchat is a total long face!

by AinsJC February 9, 2021