a lobbyist and prostitute, used esp. when referring to mistresses of prominent politicians, including Assemblyman Mike Duvall's alleged eye-patch underwear mistress and Jill Iseman after her alleged affair with Senator John McCain.
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I felt so sorry for those lobsters in the restaurant, I am going to become a lobsteralliast and fight for their rights!
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Get the Lobstromony mug.When you burn your fingers on a lighter or bowl at a party, you take one of the pong cups and put the burnt finger/fingers in the half of the cup that has liquid in it, and walk around holding the cup like that to alleviate the pain.
Dude! That guy just burnt his thumb on his lighter and now he's totally lobster clawing! Somebody get a picture, quick!
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Get the Lobster Clawing mug.A Lobster Bitch is a very unique and rare type of bitch. This is due to the fact that they are only found in Maine, a state with no fucking people in it. They can typically be found on beaches or anywhere where one secretly juuls. Lobster Bitches are known for their sharp attitudes, brashness, and red coloration. This is due to the fact that they burn so easily, because their is no sun in Maine. However, once one makes it past the large red claws of a Lobster Bitch, there is truly something special inside. They are truly the most loving of all the bitches.
“Hey how are you? Where are you from?”
“Oh I’m good! And I’m from Maine!”
“Damnnnn, so you one of those lobster bitches then. . .”
“Oh I’m good! And I’m from Maine!”
“Damnnnn, so you one of those lobster bitches then. . .”
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