Lettuce

A woman's breasts, typically used when referring to a small or flat chest.

See also Ranch

"I wish I had tits like Becky but instead I've just got lettuce"

by Charkuma August 29, 2018

Wild lettuce

A bad case of genital warts

Yo brotha, stay away from tommi, she has a bad case of wild lettuce!

by Everybodysbud July 22, 2017

Wadda haell,.. lettuce..

Wadda haell,.. lettuce..

Wadda haell,.. lettuce.. idk
te amo estri

by n4gito August 1, 2021

Taco Bell Lettuce

Cheap, low quality shredded iceberg lettuce

I had to pick taco bell lettuce off of my chicken sandwich

by fangurl.55 June 6, 2020

Lettuce lightning

🥬⚡️(Anti-proship) is the opposite of 🍖🌈/🌈🍖(proship)

“You have 🥬⚡️ In your bio, what does it mean?”
“Lettuce lightning means anti-ship you dumb bitch, it’s literally the opposite of rainbow meat, the proship symbol.”

by 🥬⚡️I hate proshippers btw⚡️🥬 March 19, 2022

Wet lettuce

Someone called Peter who wears his headset all the time

Peter is such a wet lettuce, look at his wimpy headphones

by Muscualr Crab December 8, 2023

Tearing up That Lettuce

Participating in intercourse so rough that only a true alpha could survive. Often with someone who could be described as Soggy lettuce.

A: Damn, Did you see Brad last night? It looked like he had a great time tearing up that lettuce.
B: He was in there for at least an hour!

by Toothpaste Man October 17, 2019