Eat the lawn

When a man or a woman is eating the pussy of another woman.

Oh man, did you see that guy eat the lawn of that hot Latina!?

by jLoColombia January 23, 2015

plastic lawn ornament day

That day after a huge fight with an SO, where you post a bunch of fake shit so no one knows how fucked up your life really is.

She and billy were fighting all weekend. Now it's plastic lawn ornament day.

by Bragnonymous August 23, 2015

the grass in you front lawn

The vigina hairs of a woman
Also a way to make fun of slutty Mexicans

the grass in you front lawn is so nice

Jesus you spend more time mowing her lawn than all your jobs combined

by Jabae24 December 6, 2016

the grass in your front lawn

The vagina hairs

A way to make fun of slutty Mexicans

The grass in your front lawn is so nice/

Jesus you spend more time mowing the grass in her front lawn than all your jobs combined

by Jabae24 December 6, 2016

lawn service

The uncomfortable and frustrating act of having to make conversation with your pot dealer instead of just paying and leaving.

Common topics include: World peace, how it's "bullshit" that weed is still illegal on a federal level, Ron Paul, Hootie & the Blowfish, how "brilliant" The Big Lebowski is, etc...

"Hey, I thought you were gonna be right back."

"Yeah, I stopped over at Manfred's for a dimebag, and had to give him lawn service for like 2 hours."

"Lawn service?"

"Yeah, it's like 'lip service', but with grass."

by lechiffrefreakout October 17, 2015

lip lawn

A very thick, full bodied mustache that is well taken care of. In most cases taken care of more than any other part of that persons body and or life.

"Hey do you remember that creepy guy with the sweet lip lawn that did our taxes at H&R block?...well I just saw him on the news arrested for child pornography"

by Freelee09 November 24, 2015

lawn sign land mine

Lawn Sign Land Mine is a game that takes place in Ontario Canada around Election time. The point of the game is to remove the metal wire frames that hold up and election sign on somebody's lawn, bend it into an arch, and place it into the road in the middle of the lane. When a car runs over it, it makes a loud screeching sound and alerts the driver. This is obviously an act of illegal mischief and should not be tried at home. Lawn Sign Land Mine is a sport that practitioners of Darkour play for fun.

I just threw two Lawn Sign Land Mine's on the road and Cops ran them both over!

by viJilance December 2, 2015