koala

A bear which isn't really a bear. Koala's are angry little creatures that will attack and bite you if they get angry enough. They are not cute and friendly.

The tourist went to pat the koala and it tried to bite his hand off.

by aqua bog June 10, 2006

Koala

According to the song ' Bird Walk ' by Soulja Boy

Koala is the newest form of being 'ill'

" Sup dis yo boy envy! KOALA! "

" Mayne dats koala "

by Mr. Koala March 30, 2009

Koala in a Tree

The Koala in a Tree is an amazing and thoroughly satisfying sexual move. The Tree is a coat hanger. A woman is the Koala. After putting the woman in the "tree" the man then proceeds to have sex with whatever part of her body is closest to him. The woman is then taken down and put on a different "branch" where she is again mounted like a koala.

"Dude you'll never guess what my girlfriend let me do last night."
"What?"
"the Koala in a Tree!!!!"
"Dude not cool. I use that coat hanger!"

by fice11 March 31, 2009

Konan

The barbarian.

That movie really sucked.

by Yeah June 5, 2003

koale

An asshole who is self obsessed and drives a fuckboy truck... must i say anything more?

Ugh there goes koale.

by Gabannmac April 11, 2018

Panda Monkey Koala CEO genius hooker

It's been described as the coolest damn thing ever. It is the CEO of a massive company, a ligit hooker, a genius, and can do tons of magic tricks, as well as tell funny jokes. It is basically the greatest thing ever, right after the invention of tits.

The Panda Monkey Koala CEO genius hooker glanced at me and told a funny joke while jugging chainsaws on a unicle over a pit of sharks.

by FaggotBoyFresh March 8, 2009

kogal

An underage girl who dresses like a slut, and has no
reservations about giving brain, to well-todo men for expensive gifts.

In America this would just be call dating.

My friend brought a kogal back to the hotel, and after
they came back down, we went and he bought her some DKNY.

by DJ Herpes May 30, 2006