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slappy knockers

A game in which women slap their tits at each other
Hey Julie want to play a game of slappy knockers
by Cletus junker September 15, 2017
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a knocker

an easy one; a piece of cake; not difficult to do or achieve
Billy, that test was a knocker man. I killed that shit.
by yasgoogle October 9, 2017
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Apple-Knocker

-Noun-
One that knocks a apples off a surface, or from someones hand. Apple-Knockers are infamous for being at the front of the line at apple throwing contests, or anything that has to do with apples, they will be the first to do it.
*Knocks an apple out of someones hand*
"Hey! My apple!"
"Not my problem!"
"You apple-knocker!"
by iiDestiny December 4, 2017
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Knockers and Mash

When a really fucked up Canadian guy, perhaps he might go by the name of Mo or Dan wants to tit fuck his date by mashing his member between them. If he is hungry afterwards he may decide to eat some sausage with mashed potatoes.
Andy (he could also be called Andy) couldn't find his condom so he went for knockers and mash.
by Uncle PP December 6, 2017
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Wee knockers

When the male wee knocks the female in the face with his ding dong! Wee Knockers!
Colton wee knocked Jakobi right in the nose! Wee Knockers!
by Donkey slayer February 14, 2017
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nottingham knocker

Nathan.H - giving cold callers a titwank at the door
Oh hi, yes I'd like a nottingham knocker
by PsudoSid July 16, 2016
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brick knocker

by Hipdaddyz July 15, 2016
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