Kirked

It's the word "Killed and Murked" morphed in one, specifically if the person died from a wound in the neck.

David: Hey! Did you hear what happened to Marley?
Steve: No. What happened?
David: Marley got kirked!
Steve: That poor man. I will make sure to give his family my condolences!

by Jesús Cristo September 13, 2025

Kirking

Sanitizing the legacy of a troublesome history or personality for the sake of promoting propaganda and disenfranchising other groups via political and social means.

Providing a revisionist take on a historical (major or minor) figure who has committed harm to other through their life.

The other day during my history course a classmate was "kirking" about how King Leopold helped establish a free state in the Congo and greatly benefitted the Congolese people for the next 100 years.

by sifu makoto shishi September 20, 2025

Dimesha Kirk

an absolute tank who steals from walmart and gets arrested.

dimesha kirkkkk

by gfawegfafvasreg May 17, 2019

Kirked

To be shot in the throat.

Soldier 1: Holy fuck did you see that wound on Gary’s neck??

Soldier 2: yeah man, looks like he got Kirked pretty hard.

Gary: *flops over and dies like a retarded kid*

by TazmilyGum September 11, 2025

Kirk

Kirk (verb), to violate the Prime Directive.

"That was a beautiful planet."

"Aye laddie, it was; then we kirked it."

by Geekonomicon November 17, 2023

Kirk-Blocked

Describes what occurs when attempting to answer a customer's support email only to find that 'a Kirk' has already responded with an answer many orders of magnitude times superior to yours.

Me: Fuck...I was four minutes into a screen recording when I saw Kirk's better, kinder and more correct answer post in the thread...
Co-worker: Kirk-blocked, bro.

by ZaphodBeeblebrøx November 9, 2022

Kirked

When you’re spouting shit in a game and then get shot out of no where.

That guy got kirked.

by University—-Charlie September 14, 2025