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Karen

Somebody who forgot life had rules and was dropped as a baby
Often wants to speak to your manager and take the kids. The kids she doesn't have, because she didn't vaccinate them.
Cashier: "Sorry ma'am, I go-"
Karen: *High pitched demonic screeching*
by Idiot with internet access September 25, 2019
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Karen

Scientifically known as Homo Entitlementus Karenus, a genetic offshoot of the modern human, but with more defective genes.

Karens are commonly known for:
-Their strong sense of entitlement, especially when it comes to the property of young Humans.
-Their large hair, commonly seen as a status symbol among other Karens. Rumor has it that it grows in size for each manager that particular Karen consumes.

Karen society is quite simplistic, with status coming from the size of their hair.
Why is the police over at Walmart? Oh they had to arrest a Karen because it assaulted an associate.
by Super Thicc March 27, 2019
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Karen

Karen is the normally the youngest of the family. Karen is when their Daddy tells them they have the right to be anything they want. Even though they are loved by their parents. They feel the authority to tell others when they "think" with an Entitled attitude.

You can Identify a Karen by looking for the following features. Karen come in various races. Not just white. They will have RBF, a haircut that only a grown man over 50 can love. They will have their phone in hand ready to call the cops on you. They can be yelling at you, go after people for the smallest of reasons. As their world revolves around them. They seek for perfection. Sometimes a Karen will be racist. These special Karen's are based on inbreeding and sitting on Daddy's Lap. Even though she is over the age of 35. You can also Identify a Karen by the phrase "I need to see your manager". Normally she will be yelling this phrase from the top of her lungs. Because in her mind, yelling will get her what she wants. In a simple perspective she is a child in a grown woman body.
Did you see that Karen! She called the cops because my car is too loud? She even has a decibel reader. Who the fuck carries that around!
by TheWiseDefinition May 4, 2020
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Karen

A "Karen" is a girl who is a total slut, really stupid, and an attention whore. She is a girl in a group of friends that no body likes...they just keep her around to talk bad about her.

(As told by Dane Cook)
Samantha: "We should start calling Abby, Karen."
Jamie: "We should...Abby is SO slutty."
*Abby walks by*
Samantha: "Hey Abby! Your new nickname is Karen!"
Abby: "Haha, why?"
Jamie: "It fits you!"
by pinkpoodle_1017 March 4, 2011
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Karen

Karen is a girl that thinks she is better than everyone else. She likes to make everythig a competition, and claims to never be wrong. In Actual life everyone knows that she is a bitch and is know around as the friend nobody likes.
God karen was so annoying today.

I know what a bitch she always thinks she is right.

God Karen she is such a Douchebag
by Blogger 42 May 27, 2009
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Karen

Skanky bitch with a smelly ass vagina. Usually fucks two guys while pretending to be innocent. She most likely has aids and cries every 27 minutes exactly. Has a vagina face .
Karen is a smelly bitch.
by Goatssemen December 20, 2016
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Karen

1. A scamming backstabber. Someone who does something just to get something out of it.

2. A snitch.
Karen is a snitch
by Marcjeff March 11, 2017
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