When a girl is on her period and blood starts coming out of her vagina.
Guy: UwU

Girl: I think Bleeding Kansas is happening to me
Guy: OwO
by BautistaBombHer May 14, 2018
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With urine in the mouth, swish it as if it were moutwash
P1 : Then I started swishing it around because i've been told it fights plaque
P2 : Ah yes, the ol' Kansas City Whirlpool
by _weegee July 31, 2023
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Auburn is in Shawnee county in Kansas. It's a little hick town with alotta trees and a newly constructed dollar general. There is also an Apple market, beany's gas depot, gambinos, brians liqoure, hooks auto, and auburn elementary. Auburn was founded by John Brown and originaly named Brownsville.
I live in Auburn, Kansas.
by Chuckie22 December 23, 2010
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Just a bunch of druggy pigs living in a shit hole town. None of them have the balls to do anything themselves so you’ll always see them with another officer. A simple person getting pulled over will have 2-3 police cars. Overall a bunch of pigs that couldn’t do anything better with their life
Augusta Kansas PD is totally garbage and only for officers that couldn’t do anything good with their life
by Fuckoffyoucunt… February 28, 2022
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It's when the gerbil (or other small mammal) crawls back out of the rectum
"So when the Kansas kiwi...you know... is it dry and crusty when it emerges?"
"No. No, it's wet."
by Paintbait August 9, 2020
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Concordia High School the place where dreams die honestly it is the worst school you can never attend to mostly known for its bullying racism it's stupid people Concordia people think that they're cool just because they bully people on their looks when they look ugly as hell or if it's on your race hey it's not my fault that there's 400 white people and there's only three black kids that are School Concordia is known for its drugs math going around the town bongs cigarettes any of these could be found in Concordia so that's it for you like we say Concordia where dreams die
Concordia Kansas sucks
by Drake Wilson October 31, 2019
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When you bone your lady in the ass until she shits on your pecker, then gives you a handjob.
Joanne was on the rag last night and I was horny, so we did the Kansas City Mud Monkey on the kitchen table.
by AK Daddy July 6, 2016
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