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Johannes'a

The ability to kill someone in a 1v1 duel
You just got johannes'a...
Johannes'a by TK12 March 9, 2017

johannes nyman helmerius 

johannes nyman helmerius is the most awesome guy in the world. he is a god and he is the greatest pussyslayer in the world. everyone called johannes nyman helmerius is the best and he is the manliest, strongest, smartest, bravest, and coolest guy
Johanne is cool and she is Jesus
Johanne: "I am jesus"
Johanne by 5quirrel5 April 28, 2017

johannes jan peter 

Johannes Jan Peter is the best husbant, that a woman can wish for. His hands are warm and very big, really soft and manly.

He has an amazing but, that he knows how to use to get attention.
The best part is still his huge loving heart...
Hey look at this sexy fellow- he is such an Johannes Jan Peter !
johannes jan peter by peperuda July 13, 2017
Johannes my man
Johannes by Bosse Andersson September 25, 2017

Johannes Ohrem 

A beautiful and smart guy, who impress girls with his giant penis.
Every one likes him because of his inteligence.
Boy: Hi my name is Vincent, i am a friend of Johannes Ohrem!
Girl: You know Johannes?
Boy: Yes! Wanna go out for dinner?
Girl: No! but could you tell Johannes, my name?
Boy: määä! as you wish!
Johannes Ohrem by johannes1608n November 8, 2017