Will Jefferis

a buddy, always cucked, every blowjob he gets the girl uses teeth

She bit my dick, damn i guess she pulled a Will Jefferis

by cuckboy111 April 20, 2018

Thomasititus Jeffersonus

A very venomous creature that will poison you with its love of jazz

-Hey man, did you hear about what happened to him?

-I think he touched a got close to a Thomasititus Jeffersonus

by Nickel D. Bransen June 24, 2018

Kenzie Jeffers

cute chubby sweetheart that likes to give head.

dude i hung out with kenzie Jeffers last night. she gave me some crazy head.

by gayretard1234 October 27, 2018

jacob jefferson

A young money makin movin round bad bitch gettin money maker trapper.

jacob jefferson rollin’ up again?!

by JGooaup October 29, 2018

Thomas Jeffersoning

When a white males fucks and black female.

I’ve been Thomas Jeffersoning lately, I’ve fucked three black girls in the last month.

by Mhba August 12, 2019

Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Dependence

An extremely rare and expensive pre-workout known for causing buff bro Chads to vape and paddle spank other bro Chads in between sets. Consumption typically results in workout gear consisting of double layered petticoats with lace ruffles for sweat absorption. Post workout protein replenishment while using is always cornmeal mush and raw halibut.

Historically, it was given to members of English parliament on the verge of abandoning British rule. Side effects included wig theft, debauchery of other Parliament members wives, violent masturbation using raw cod oils as lubricant, and long periods of blackout followed by awakening naked in the tents of rival Native American tribes.

Chad Bro # 1: "Hey bro, did you see Tom at Planet Fitness spanking everyone in that colonist outfit?"

Chad Bro # 2: "Bro, you didn't hear? He got a hold of that Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Dependence!"

Chad Bro # 1: "Fuck yah bro! I hope he got Earl Grey flavor."

Chad Bro # 2: "Nah bro, he's on that cornmeal mackerel ."

by TJeffWorkout January 10, 2020

Thomas Jeffersons

People who contribute nothing to a conversation, arguement, etc... except for stating their opinion and nothing else.

Person 1: So TikTok is getting banned

Person 2: Yeah I do wonder why though

Persona 1: I believe it's over the fact that it's essentially Chinese Spyware

Person 3: Well, I don't care if they spy on me

Person 2: Thanks for the declaration of opinion, Thomas Jefferson

Person 3: What?

Person 1: Look if you've got nothing to say but your own opinion, piss off

Person 3: Jeez alright...

Person 2: Damn Thomas Jeffersons

by Wilhelmn August 2, 2020