Booger Jacking

The act of collecting boogers over a period of time and allowing them to harden. Then put them in a sock, and use that sock to jack off.

Dude, did you hear about Frank's wife catching him Booger Jacking?

by FalafelWaffle March 12, 2022

Drive-by Jacking

When your on base and a NCO drives by in their car and proceeds to Jack you up

I just got a Drive-by Jacking by the base RSM

by SgtTiss March 18, 2022

i cant tell if i am joking

An instagram meme page that went downhill but still has loyal followers

weirdo 1: dude you have heard i_cant_tell_if_i_am_joking ???

normal person: no?? lol whats that

weirdo 2: i cant tell if i am joking is a meme page- the admins are weird and the posts are too. BUT ITS RLLY ADDICTING, also it had kind of been going downhill BUT i am a loyal follower‼️ been here since 64 followers

by SpencerReidsBooks September 4, 2021

Jacking Off

Engaging in extremely an extremely unproductive activity (a la doing nothing and having ur balls in ur hands) while you could be actively doing something that would benefit you or other people around you.

Zhiqian goddamnit stop jacking off in that corner and help me lift this sofa

by D "Sentry" C July 7, 2011

jacking off

when my bro jack goes away

mum jacks jacking off again, come say bye bye

by sily mong September 1, 2004

i-jacking

The stealing of an I-Pod.

Someone is i-jacking I-pod's.

by Inelight August 4, 2007

flap jacking

when lying naked on ones bed and jumping on to your stomach then to your back resembling flipping a flapjack

I was flap jacking so hard my bed broke!

by MC triple T January 3, 2011