Jonny

if you know a Jonny then more fool you. Such a dickhead that you should feel ashamed of yourself for even being with him. Prefers to spend time with his girl best friend than you. Makes you feel second best. Hates the fact that you can't see him all the time. Never ever go out with someone called Jonny, he will make your life hell and make you regret everything!!

hey see that idiot over there
yeah
he looks like a jonny

by amazingperson1998 January 12, 2014

Jonny McGhee

This is a person who is so retarded that they fail a b-tec. They openly admit to recieving oral sex from their own mother, even going as far as to brag about it. They look like the popular Pokemon Bulbasaur.

Jonny Mcghee

by KieranW October 12, 2011

Jonnywag

To strike or be striked with a liquor bottle over the head

Jonny was Jonnywag'd last night.
I'm going to Jonnywag him at that party tommorow.

by Calgary Slang April 4, 2012

Jobby

1. A Scottish word for poop.
2.An Irish word for job.

1. Oy mate am going for a jobby
2.I'll be back soon, I just need to do my jobby

by wetstar89 April 7, 2015

Jonny

Bit of a twat.

Guy: Hey jonny!

Jonny: Hey!
Guy: You're a twat.
Jonny: Yep

by MrPoppersInPain January 15, 2018

johny

someone who steals something and then lies about it

"God, he stole sugar and lied about eating it, he's such a Johny"

by betergang4lyfe September 1, 2018

Jonny

Jonny is the person who is really sweet. He really likes that booty and is swigity and swaggity for that booty. He is sexy AF and lots of girls say he is really thicc and has a chode.

Girl: Is that Jonny?
Jonny: Are you thicc?

by Ksjdhd November 26, 2018