Jizz of Death

When a girl becomes obsessed with a guy because of his Jizz
Dude 1: Yo Greg, Why is Rachel obsessed with you?
Greg: Fucking Jizz of Death
by The Cheez Master December 03, 2009
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Jizz worthy

Dude 1: How is infamous?
Dude 2: Utterly jizz worthy!
by O noes! May 29, 2009
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Jizz on a stick

A term used to describe ones overwhelming desire to get cock/laid.
SUK, I'm going through such a dry patch....I want some serious jizz on a stick!!
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fizz jizz

The messy substance that results from Soda Bop. A mixture of cum, carbonated soda, and saliva, fizz jizz often overwhelms the person giving the Soda Bop, making him/her want to spit. This can be avoided by covering his/her mouth and pinching his/her nose, forcing them to swallow the sticky, potent conglomeration, similar to the method employed to make dogs swallow pills. It is generally advisable to let the person breathe soon after.
Chad: ohh-yeahh (ejaculates in her mouth)

Amanda: blubblubzzzzz (the mixture of cum and Sprite overwhelms her, almost causing her to drown)

Chad: Drink my fizz jizz bitch!!! (forcefully constrains her airways)

Amanda: gulllppp.....ehe, ehe, ehe (swallows and gasps for air after being forced to swallow such a massive load)

Amanda: was that.....Sprite...Remix?
by shroomdoom June 25, 2010
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Jizz Worthy

a word that describes how good something is.
Jack: No way, did you see that video

Ajay: Yeah, it was Jizz worthy
by j_ball13 November 25, 2011
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Jizz Bozos

A wannabe Jeff Bezos who doesn't make it & ends up being a porn star to pay bills
Roxanne: Did you hear what happened to Jeffrey after he graduated from Princeton & moved to San Francisco to launch his startup?
Esmeralda: Yeah, he ended up as Jizz Bozos
by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 24, 2021
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Sneeze-Jizz

n. (SNEEZ-JIZ) The substance that is projected from one's mouth while coughing or sneezing.
v. (SNEEZ-JIZ) The act of projecting mucus-like substance from one's mouth onto someone else while sneezing or coughing.
n. "Dude, where did that sneeze-jizz come from?"
v. "Woah! You totally sneeze-jizzed on me!"
by Blake Torres May 11, 2008
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