Jake

A sad boy with a huge penis who's really a decent guy who can't get some pussy.

Bob: Yo you should go out with Jake.
Literally Any Girl: I'll pass.

by Salutentiano April 20, 2019

Jake

Is a poop

Omg jake is such a poop

by Princess beautiful December 13, 2017

Jake

A gay person.

Kai: You know Jake?
Kyle :yeah the gay one.

by okayboomerzoomer March 19, 2020

Jake

A guy who shits his pants

When you eat to much taco hell you Jake in your pants

by Confess101 December 16, 2017

Jake

Perpetually drunk Aussie who molests French Men

OMG, stop crawling on the floor and acting like Jake. It's really annoying.

by Mrtoogood April 18, 2017

jake

Jakes are usually nice when you first meet them but they eventually become jerks. They are normally either really short or really y’all. Usually blonde and can barely get a girl. They love fortnite and are pretty weird..

Gosh that kid is short! He must be a jake

by Idkidkidkhoe June 18, 2018

jakes

Another word for da cops

Put a hole in your fuckin' back if I catch you talkin' to the fuckin' Jakes

by Princess>-< October 26, 2015