Always on ya head, and in ya mommas bed. Stay stealing yo bitches without sympathy. Then makin em his baby momma
by JoeMomma’sHusband March 03, 2020
shut up your being such a jacob
The word Jacob is associated with a person that is generous and kind but also very sexy. If you are friends with a person named Jacob you will always be happy and he is also very cool.
Jacob is so sexy
by Chewy memies June 17, 2019
Jacob, also known as Jake, is the sweetest boy you’ll ever meet. He’s loud and crazy most of the time but he knows when to stop. Jacob is very athletic and attractive, but he isn’t one of those stereotype rude jocks. He is respectful and he treats women correctly. His smile is adorable and infectious, and his eyes sparkle when he’s happy. He’s very sensitive but he’s afraid to show his true emotions. He talks a lot around friends, but he’s quite shy around the girl he likes. Jake loves to hug you from behind, call himself wholesome, and put his arm around you. He’s the cutest human being you’ll ever meet.
by heartbreakurr August 28, 2019
So special. So loving. So talented. So caring. Will go over and beyond for the people he loves and cares for the most. Could easily radiate people towards him and could fit in with any crowd of people. Free spirited and carefree, this guy knows how to have fun and live lovingly. Jacob is extremely adventurous and outgoing. He is the best person I've ever known and is the best boyfriend I could ever ask for.
by Hootnan August 19, 2018
Jacob is the kindest person you will ever meet. He will be there for you when you need it most; whether it's because you're sad, lonely, upset, disappointed, or you simply need a neck-rub every once in a while, he'll be there. Jacob tends to keep to himself most of the time, but once you start talking to him and he's comfortable around you, he'll open up and talk to you all the time.
With his great sense of humor, his incessant dad jokes, and his odd facial expressions, he's fun to talk to, nice to be around, and there's never a dull moment. However, most of his jokes go with a facial expression making it hard to understand them over text or email.
Jacob's tend to have dangerous hobbies and enjoy wreckless activities. They're very smart and intelligent, and they like to spend time with their close friends and family. While they're not 100% perfect, they're pretty darn close. He also tends to doubt himself and his abilities as a friend and a member of society. If you have a Jacob in your life, appreciate him and tell him you care.
With his great sense of humor, his incessant dad jokes, and his odd facial expressions, he's fun to talk to, nice to be around, and there's never a dull moment. However, most of his jokes go with a facial expression making it hard to understand them over text or email.
Jacob's tend to have dangerous hobbies and enjoy wreckless activities. They're very smart and intelligent, and they like to spend time with their close friends and family. While they're not 100% perfect, they're pretty darn close. He also tends to doubt himself and his abilities as a friend and a member of society. If you have a Jacob in your life, appreciate him and tell him you care.
Person #1: Wow, Jacob's really nice to everyone. He's pretty damn funny, too.
Person #2: Yeah, he really is. I wonder how he deals with so many people.
Person #2: Yeah, he really is. I wonder how he deals with so many people.
by A Person You Don't Know. . . November 20, 2019
A Jacob is, near the beginning of meeting new people, a little shy. Once a Jacob gets to know you, they become a little bit more comfortable. Jacobs are handsome, nice, smart, and great in bed! They like to makes jokes with their friends and love to socialize with them. Sometimes, a Jacob might have a crush but won’t say anything about it. Jacobs normally feel better if the female admits to liking said Jacob. It’s more likely to be in a relationship with a Jacob if you were the one that said how you feel to the Jacob. One special characteristic of a Jacob is that they always have huge penis’. Jacobs should never be put with a Nicholas, they might be friends but expect them to argue a lot.
Jacob: *thinks* (oh man I really like that girl over there)
Girl: *thinks* (oh man I really like that Jacob over there) hey Jacob...
Jacob: yeah?
Girl: wanna go out?
Jacob: yeah! Sure!
Girl: *thinks* (oh man I really like that Jacob over there) hey Jacob...
Jacob: yeah?
Girl: wanna go out?
Jacob: yeah! Sure!
by GodOfDefinitions420 March 15, 2019