dick's on her jacket

If a girl sleeps around a alot, she is said to have many "dick's on her jacket." Like war medals on a soldiers uniform.

Wrap it up if you hook up with her. She's got alot of dick's on her jacket.

by wally b champ October 10, 2008

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Full Meatal Jacket

When you cover your, or someone else's, torso in shit - resembling a brown, putrid jacket.

Everyone at the bar stopped drinking and stared ... The smell was overwhelming.... He was wearing a Full Meatal Jacket.

by Zonal K October 3, 2019

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Virginia Flak-Jacket

The mountain of fat that only obese women have in between their vagina and chin which blocks a man from being able to pull out of said woman and cum on her face

I wanted to finish on her chin but she had a Virginia flak-jacket so I couldn't

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

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middle class jacket

To take off your middle class jacket is to do something that would not be regarded as traditionally socially acceptable in middle class society.

I'm going to take off my middle class jacket and play with those African Kids

by egls6 September 21, 2017

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arabian straight jacket

when you take a shit on someone's chest/torso and then seran wrap it to them.

dude, that hooker totally gave me an arabian straight jacket last night.

dude, thats gross.

by emoBobbykid March 14, 2010

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Unlike a sock on a door knob, a jacket on a door knob indicates a large ceromonial gathering of woodland elves simultaneously holding hands and masturbating. If you happen across a jacket on a doorknob, just ignore it and walk away. If you tell anyone what you saw you and your ancestors will be cursed with terrible floppy curly Afro hair for many generations.

Bro 1: Bro did you see that jacket on door knob back there???
Bro 3: oh now you’ve done it

by Sweatypie January 19, 2018

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