Day-ja-vu

A day full of deja vu moments due to a hangover, lack of sleep, unhealthy habits.

Greg: Man I'm getting the worst deja vu today. Everything I'm doing, I've already done!
John: Glitch in the matrix?
Greg: Yeah dude. Having a hell of a day-ja-vu.

by foil_fresh April 1, 2012

bae-ja vu

When you date someone twice, and then suddenly realise you've been here before and they are a shit.

'Ben I saw my ex last night, I completely forgot how fucking mad they are'
'awww dude, bae-ja vu'

by KirstyL June 15, 2016

ja-ko-bay

A real funny guy that loves his friends and can be a little butt sometimes but he will always find a way to make it up. He also has a friend that care so much about him and treat him real well even if he does something that she doesn't like☺️

" Ja-ko-bay was real fun at the movies last night "

by Kaitlyn Bford December 22, 2016

De ja poo

1. The experience of de ja vu while taking a dump.
2 the experience of de ja vu upon looking at a finished load before flushing it down.

3. Any experience of de ja vu while on the John.

I looked down in to the toilet bowl after taking a dump and vividly experienced de ja poo.

by Bobby Nunn November 16, 2016

gay ja vu

The learning of one coming out, usually a celebrity, that was already assumed by many to be gay

1: Did you hear that Lance Bass is into men?
2: Duh! This is total gay ja vu!

by Capecodrob July 31, 2009

Vu Ja De

Similar to De Ja Vu. The feeling when something totally different happens then suddenley passes.

I had serious Vu Ja De. When that clown was juggling oranges.

by Mail Hslaw July 24, 2009

de ja vu

a long time ago but somehow in the future

it happens more than once DE JA VU

by 2010jk July 20, 2010