dick's on her jacket

If a girl sleeps around a alot, she is said to have many "dick's on her jacket." Like war medals on a soldiers uniform.
Wrap it up if you hook up with her. She's got alot of dick's on her jacket.
by wally b champ October 10, 2008
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Virginia Flak-Jacket

The mountain of fat that only obese women have in between their vagina and chin which blocks a man from being able to pull out of said woman and cum on her face
I wanted to finish on her chin but she had a Virginia flak-jacket so I couldn't
by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019
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Subway Straight Jacket

When you are sitting between 2 people on the subway or bus and you cannot move your arms, like you are in a straight jacket.

Inspired by Stefon from Saturday Night Live, who coined the term Subway Sleeping Bag.
The train was packed this morning! 2 people sat beside me so I got stuck in such a subway straight jacket!
by rebmacandcheese January 17, 2013
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middle class jacket

To take off your middle class jacket is to do something that would not be regarded as traditionally socially acceptable in middle class society.
I'm going to take off my middle class jacket and play with those African Kids
by egls6 September 21, 2017
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arabian straight jacket

when you take a shit on someone's chest/torso and then seran wrap it to them.
dude, that hooker totally gave me an arabian straight jacket last night.

dude, thats gross.
by emoBobbykid March 14, 2010
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jacket on door knob

Unlike a sock on a door knob, a jacket on a door knob indicates a large ceromonial gathering of woodland elves simultaneously holding hands and masturbating. If you happen across a jacket on a doorknob, just ignore it and walk away. If you tell anyone what you saw you and your ancestors will be cursed with terrible floppy curly Afro hair for many generations.
Bro 1: Bro did you see that jacket on door knob back there???
Bro 3: oh now you’ve done it
by Sweatypie January 19, 2018
mugGet the jacket on door knobmug.

Italian dinner jacket

A man's sleeveless undershirt. White, or at least once-white.

Also called IDJ or an Italian tuxedo.
Bruno wore his Italian dinner jacket to Angelo and Carla's wedding.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005
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