If a girl sleeps around a alot, she is said to have many "dick's on her jacket." Like war medals on a soldiers uniform.
by wally b champ October 10, 2008

The mountain of fat that only obese women have in between their vagina and chin which blocks a man from being able to pull out of said woman and cum on her face
by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

When you are sitting between 2 people on the subway or bus and you cannot move your arms, like you are in a straight jacket.
Inspired by Stefon from Saturday Night Live, who coined the term Subway Sleeping Bag.
Inspired by Stefon from Saturday Night Live, who coined the term Subway Sleeping Bag.
The train was packed this morning! 2 people sat beside me so I got stuck in such a subway straight jacket!
by rebmacandcheese January 17, 2013

To take off your middle class jacket is to do something that would not be regarded as traditionally socially acceptable in middle class society.
by egls6 September 21, 2017

by emoBobbykid March 14, 2010

Unlike a sock on a door knob, a jacket on a door knob indicates a large ceromonial gathering of woodland elves simultaneously holding hands and masturbating. If you happen across a jacket on a doorknob, just ignore it and walk away. If you tell anyone what you saw you and your ancestors will be cursed with terrible floppy curly Afro hair for many generations.
by Sweatypie January 19, 2018

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005
