The action of performing a Dirty Ivan is when the female, while listening to Lady Gaga's song 'Teeth', begins to gyrate her ass around in an erratic pattern, attempting to confuse the male. This tactic is also called Bluffin with her muffin.
If you encounter someone doing a Dirty Ivan, run before you become hypnotized with the 'bluffin with her muffin' technique.
If you encounter someone doing a Dirty Ivan, run before you become hypnotized with the 'bluffin with her muffin' technique.
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The Chelsea Clinton from a parallel universe where Hitler won the second World War.
Named after her mother, Ivana Trump, by adding a random letter to her name.
Named after her mother, Ivana Trump, by adding a random letter to her name.
— OMG look that's Ivanka Trump over there!
— Holy shit, she's so hot I'm literally cumming in my pants right now.
— Holy shit, she's so hot I'm literally cumming in my pants right now.
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Ivan is a Russian kid who is addicted to mobile games and math. You can often find him jacking off the Velma or Daphne from Scooby Doo. He also likes to be racist and annoying calling kids niggers and cunts. He wishes that one day his dick will grow but in the end it will be eternally small. Like his sex life.
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