Cabbage Patch

When someone high five/holds your spud/fist bump
by JAGOJSANTANA November 19, 2019
Get the Cabbage Patch mug.

cabbage tosser

a socially awkward single middle aged man who pokes holes in cabbage heads and proceeds to have sex with whilst spinning cabbage head in a counter clockwise motion until orgasam is achieved
she said quietly to her friend that guy with the mustache and glasses looks like a cabbage tosser
by ringlewart March 06, 2017
Get the cabbage tosser mug.

Cabbage Veins

The varicose veins seen in an elderly women's legs but on the vagina. Looks like the stems on a cabbage.
Her pushy was nasty, it just looks rugged, Cabbage Veins and old cheese smell. Very popular in a bingo hall.
by Greg from The Committee January 21, 2022
Get the Cabbage Veins mug.

Cabbage-Nigger

An ethnic slur directed towards people of German and central/eastern-European descent based on the prevalence of cabbage in their diets (AKA, Cabbage-Coon).
Haha, look at Johan and Vladimir sitting there eating their Sauerkraut and Borsch while squatting drinking Weihenstephaner and vodka. What a pair of Cabbage-Niggers.
by ZeGermansAndZeSlavsAreNotSoDif February 03, 2021
Get the Cabbage-Nigger mug.

Crackin' cabbages

fart, lettin' er rip, breaking wind, falttulence,
I told you that you ate too much roasted garlic, and now you'll be crackin' cabbages all night!
by mirmon March 21, 2019
Get the Crackin' cabbages mug.

Muff Cabbage

A term from the latest south park episode, "It's a Jersey Thing". It basically means vagina. Pussy.

But, don't expect it to make sense. It's... it's a jersey thing.
Her muff cabbage smells like rotting fish...
by CosmicEggplant October 16, 2010
Get the Muff Cabbage mug.