iron gates

A virgins vagina

"Hey you snatch that V-card?"
"Ya took me months to break the iron gates."

by berreall March 30, 2009

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Big Iron

A popular song by Marty Robbins about an Arizona Ranger that goes to the town of Agua Fria to kill a young outlaw nicknamed "Texas Red" that is terrorizing the town. Spoiler: he succeeds.

The song has been parodied many times on Youtube, with humorous edits that may or may not change the story of the song.

Some of the most popular ones include:

-Big Iron, but Texas Red wins

-Big Iron, but the ranger is after everyone

-Big Iron, but everyone is dead

To the town of Agua Fria rode a stranger one fine day
Hardly spoke to folks around him, didn't have too much to say
No one dared to ask his business, no one dared to make a slip

The stranger there among them had a big iron on his hip

Big iron on his hip

by Ubeenbamboozledson June 5, 2021

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ironic idealism

The outer limit of postmodernism. Idealism viewed ironically. Does not cover ironic nihilism which is a form of ironic idealism but falls OUTSIDE of the limits of postmodernism. Consistent with postmodernism's idyllic denialism or its perception of idealism as unreachable or unattainable except through irony.

Hollywood films 1990-2010 contain themes of ironic idealism or idealism viewed ironically.

by sandraxine April 18, 2018

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The Dutch Iron

When your ironing is at such a pathetic standard that you must hold the iron and your mother holds and moves your arm in an effective ironing pattern.

How embarrassing it was that Marcus had to have The Dutch Iron performed on him by his own mother.

by Young Mr T July 27, 2016

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