tactical insertion

1. tactically inserting ones tool into an area of interest.

2. tactically inserting ones member into a females mouth when she is passed out (or unconcious) without waking her up.

If you insert your member flacid you can proceed to wake her up with a strong erection tickling her throat in the best way possible.

3. Tactically inserting your dick into a hoe without her knowing.

1. I woke JANE up this morning with a perfectly executed tactical insertion. And to add to that I covered her eyes with my ball sack and proceeded to play "guess who" as a shot my load with force on her tonsils.

by MR. FELCHER January 30, 2010

anal insertions

when you fuck really hard in the ass then put it in the wrong hole (pussy hole) and the juice hurt the eggs.

i didn’t mean a anal Insertions to you

by Boss101sam November 18, 2017

intertainable

Obtainable on the internet.

A: Hey, did you get Mr. Harper's worksheet?

B: No, what's the name of it? I think it's probably intertainable.

by the linus August 30, 2010

insextual

Act of sexting a family member, eww

He's been insextually harrasing his cousin for months.

by boneil October 5, 2011

inertia whore

A politician or oligarch who sells himself and sells out egalitarian ideals in order to maintain an illussion of status quo while hoarding resources and retaining power within familiar institutions, albeit diseased and and unsustainable ones.

The temporary 2004 tax cuts which morphed into the 2012 hedging to waylay equitable tax reform keeping prolonged focus on the "fiscal cliff" and simultaneously characterising U.S. pensions (Social Security) as a contributory cause for federal deficit prove John Boehner to be such an inertia whore.

by jimmshorts January 3, 2013

Insect

Really cute small animals that normally have 6 limbs.

I keep an insect as a pet. They are very cute!

by ro1y March 26, 2021

Sleep inertia

A result of not having social commitments that you care about, leading to a lack of fomo which makes you revert to a human's natural state of sleeping for hours on end.

"I slept for 12 hours last night and I'm still tired?"
"Yup probably cause of sleep inertia."

by Calkimchi September 6, 2015