The immortals

The immortals are a group of 4. We don’t have a leader. We are pretty much a clut of guys. Here’s the list for all the members so far.

Jihad: The Muslim
Steven: The mad man with the plan
Noah: Noah pro fighter lover 247
Gio: A comic pro with problems.

Timmothy: Hey are those the immortals?
Cy: I think so

Jihad: Yup it’s us.

Tim: OMG I NEED TO TAKE A PICTURE

by JihadMcCool September 26, 2021

Gus_Immortal

Not a single inch of hair, it puts johnny sins to shame. He is also very old and his real name is augustus.

Used to have hair that were very greasy.

Gus_Immortal

oh the bald guy!!!

by someoneonthisplan3t April 28, 2023

True Immortal

A person who does not age and stays at the paragon of youth usually around the age of 25. Will live forever unless killed.

The true immortal tried to stop the plane with someone who knows their secret arriving at Heathrow. Now its not safe for him in Cape Town no more.

by Observingerf February 20, 2024

Self-Immolation (again)

What happened to the self-immolation story Russell (the alleged little girl rapist)? It was just their a second ago but now the title has changed! It was just "Liar liar pants on fire" and now it's about the spending bill! What happened!? Where did it go?

Hym "So, Self-Immolation (again). Russel was going to report on it... But by the time his stream had ended... The title had changed! That is so weird that you guys are doing that! Because it was important and, like, central to the episode... But now... Spending bill in Ukraine and Israel and Taiwan... And not the Self-Immolation guy... There have been a lot of them lately... If only we had someome kind of anti-establishment 'truth-tellers' who weren't afraid of censorship to report on these stories without bowing to the big-tech overlords! Why did the guy light himself on fire, Russ? You know is someone else reports on it before you on YouTube your whole 'I have to post on Rumble so the single most dishonest shill on the planet (Gayve Jewben) can protect me from censorship' bit goes out the window, right? Lot of sweeping stuff under the rug going on there... Strange day... Weird stuff going on..."

by Hym Iam April 22, 2024

Thanato-immortality Complex

A complex where someone constantly wants to die Suicidal Ideation while also having a desire for immortality

Isabel had a Thanato-immortality Complex. She constantly wished she could die, yet always yearned for immortality

by isabel perry May 23, 2024

Investigative immortality

Investigative immortality

Investigative immortality

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025

Ron Imhoff

Ron Imhoff is a nickname for an individual that has had no success in their career, especially athletes, due to drug problems that include meth. This is named after the infamous MMA fighrer Ron "Stinkbug" Imhoff from Davenport, IA that had a foolish 1-16 MMA record and had noted his training included heavy meth and wrestling with Devon.

That guy has no success at all due to his meth problems, he must be a real Ron Imhoff.

by Jeffbowman October 13, 2025