I dont know, can you?

Teachers favorite quote

Person A: Teacher can i go to the bathroom?
Teacher: I dont know, can you?! 1?1!1!?11!!1
*Person A is annoyed as fuck*
Person A: Fuck you stupid fucktard teacher. Suck my balls and lick my ass!

by INFP 4w5 sp/so 469 phlegmatic May 4, 2023

I know you are but what am I

A comeback that breaks everyones ankles in a matter of seconds

kid 1: Your super fat
kid 2: I know you are but what am I

by thatperfectkid101 May 10, 2023

I know! Right?!

It's pretty clear what the speaker is trying to convey: "I agree."

I agree with most of the other definitions, which provide details on the subtle context/audience-dependent connotations. I agree that phrase is annoying, used by speakers who use other annoying phrases like "my bad."

I would like to add to what has been said by providing side-by-side analogs; that is, alternative, equivalent but more acceptable expressions.

Example Expressions

I can't handle this idiot any more!
I know! Right?! OR Damn straight!

In wish I brought my swimsuit.
I know! Right?! OR You're telling me!

I like this 'double it for a buck' happy hour!
I know! Right?! OR You can say that again!

I was gunning for Miss Tipsy, but I just got shut down by her fat roommate!
I know! Right?! OR Join the club!

This is good sauce.
I know! Right?! OR Yes, it is.

Let's not go to the Bubble Club. It's so damn expensive!
I know! Right?! OR You got THAT right!

I have an idea: let's strip and go wallow in the mud puddles.
I know! Right?! OR You're preaching to the choir!

Our corporate holiday event was so cheap it was insulting.
I know! Right?! OR I couldn't agree more.

They are good at talking all sexy.
I know! Right?! OR Mmm hmm!!

This is the correct line for us.
I know! Right?! OR Right you are.

Tacos.
I know! Right?! OR Yeee-ah boooooooyeeee!!

We're in trouble NOW.
I know! Right?! OR No shit.

Tonight, we wear The Boots!
I know! Right?! OR Fuckin A right!

by TimmyT-SF November 28, 2023

No I know

Another way of saying "No, really" or "Yeah, for real". It basically means you agree with someone's statement.

Person 1: Today is so cold I'm literally wearing two sweaters.
Person 2: No I know, it's so cold I'm actually thinking about wearing two pairs of socks.

by ShigShug December 9, 2023

i dont know

1+1

hey whats 1+1, i dont know

by thegyattman December 10, 2023

I don't know

Ur gay

You are I don't know

by Ur dad is gay November 5, 2021

I know you fucking lying

(Ikyfl) Its a saying that kinda means that what you just said is so crazy that it might as well be a lie

Him-Lol that was the girl that broke up with me
Friend- I know you fucking lying

by ifyou November 20, 2021