i’m fine

girl code for “i am 100% not ok comfort me right now”

jim: u seem a little upset, you ok?
katy: *sighs deeply and wipes her tears* i’m fine :)

by coolest kid :) July 1, 2019

i’m a shooter

it means who ever said it is scared to fight

“i’m a shooter”
“what does that mean?”
“it means he’s scared to fight”
“oOoOoOo catch these hands bitch”
“STOP IT BRO YOUR SCARING HIM”

by mrhead223 February 15, 2021

Assuming I’m not in London I’m there!

A term coined by Gary J Redmond meaning I will certainly not be there but will let you know that an hour before.

Would you like to go for pints on Thursday? We did Thursday to suit you.
Oh sweet, Assuming I’m not in London I’m there!

by CP/AC November 23, 2023

I’m booty

when you’re just vibing/ having a good time.

“hey wyd”

“i’m booty”

“how ya feeling”
“i’m booty rn”

by realreginaphalange February 1, 2021

i’m nuts

being nuts is another way of saying cool or just too good at something.

i’m nuts

also use

she’s nuts, he’s nuts, their nuts, we’re nuts

by i’m nuts January 26, 2023

i’m on canada

she’s on her period bro.

“I’m on canada”. -girl

“okay i’ll give you a unlimited supply of food!”

by koymal June 3, 2022

I’m going to be a failure

I’m never going to get anything. I might as well think about ending this life. I have no job skills. I’m way out of luck

I’m going to be a failure.

by confused cajun man January 23, 2021