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Howard-ed

To perform at such a pathetic level that you are utterly and mercilessly annihilated by your opponent.
Petry: "Holy shit man. I knew your team was bad but not that bad. You were viciously Howard-ed last week."

James: "I know. My squad got reamed out pretty bad last week. I am a complete laughing stock now."
by Hold the Door July 2, 2018
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Howard Carr

Someone who sucks jam, jelly or marmalade out of the saggy loose folds of skin that flap and sag over the feet of their maternal grandmother.
Urgh, I just stepped in something - I bet my dog has been Howard Carring again. I'll never get the cheesy smell of grandmother flavoured jam out of the carpet now!
by Erika Mustermann March 7, 2025
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Jordan Howard

Person 1: Hey, do you know Jordan Howard?
Person 2: Him? Sadly yes.
by skylar bertenshaw October 25, 2020
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Howard

A guy who hate his butt being touched but secretly loves it while talking about far away relationships while his mouth is deformed, he still think he is the shit
Wow Howard is such a fag
by Truth of Howard May 2, 2025
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Howard Klein

Arnold Schwarzenegger's pseudonym for his personal training business.
Howard Klein was one of the greatest bodybuilders and regrettfully took steroids.
by Coop Dupe April 11, 2020
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howard

Noun: to put skippys extra crunchy peanut butter all over your genitals and letting your dog lick it off to release sexual tension from your parents
Last night I pulled a Howard after the game

Tyler pulled a Howard last night with his brother gage clapp
by DaddyDamien14 October 2, 2019
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Todd Howard Marriage

A marriage that really should not exist. They argue, bicker, fight, etc. yet they stay together. It just works.
"Dude, Becky and Jason's relationship is such a Todd Howard Marriage! How are they still together?"
"I don't know, it just works."
by Theoremist January 27, 2024
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