Microsoft hour

The arbitrary amount of time it takes to install Windows XP on your computer. Usually somewhere between 40 and 120 earth minutes

I need to reinstall windows. I'll be back online in exactly one microsoft hour.

Your computer will be ready in one microsoft hour and 30 microsoft minutes

by d4m4s74 August 22, 2012

40 hours

The amount of time you are supposed to practice in a day.

Go practice! You haven't practiced 40 hours today!

by NekiNeko May 6, 2023

Haj Hours

Working excessive hours at work

Man you worked Haj Hours this week?

by UwUCoupleUwU March 31, 2022

After Hours

The eons of the night when everything begins to close and the intrusive thought start to kick in. Also a kick ass album by Abel ‘The Weeknd’ Tesfaye that saved 2020 from being the complete and utter muck it was.

Clock: 3:11 AM
Friend 1: “Man I’m hungry and everything is closed !”
Friend 2: “I know dude, it’s after hours now.”

Walt: “ Jesse..play Escape from LA from After Hours….even if we scare the hoes.”

by Supes_13 September 14, 2022

drake hours

Anytime after 11 pm

Yo, its Drake Hours let me go to bed before I start thinking about my ex hoes

by Drake 1 on 1 August 6, 2015

FaceTime hours

The time you are on FaceTime and caked up with your boo or soon to be boo (10pm and further)

Girl I can't talk I'm otp with my boo it's FaceTime hours right now

by LeonardoDicapyahoe June 2, 2017

Marfan Hours

A time frame where people, particularly skinny people become goofy and or “high” randomly.

John knew that Marfan hours arrived when his friend Jacob wouldn’t stop laughing.

by Stinky Marfan February 16, 2019