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as i entered my home i realised i was very, very horny. i ran over to my bed, stripped butt naked and dig my two fingers into me. i moaned loudly, pulling my fingers out then pushing them in fast. i tried for an hour to organs but never did. next day rolled around and my boyfriend came over. as soon as he said damn girl, give me that pussy, i grabbed him around the waist and quickly undressed him as he did so to me. i rode him while he played with my tits and god did it feel good! then it happened. my moans became higher and my gasp were shorter and then- i orgasmed, all over my man. we continue to fuck the whole night, the bed sheets covered in cum
by TheHornyBitchThatYouWantToFuck February 20, 2022
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Horny as hell

Horny as hell – An extreme feeling of sexual tension which the person is in need of some kind of sexual gratification.
Lee I am feeling as horny as hell….;-)
by Dobby101 September 22, 2006
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harpy

Best friend or besty of a women you are romantically involved with. Sole occupation to plant seeds of discord in your otherwise healthy relationship in the form of statements about your performance as a companion or questions phrased in such a manner to make you seem like a putrid pile of crap.
I thought things were going great with my girlfriend but that harpy made her think that my lack of dancing coordination would seriously jeopardize the well being of any children we have. Wtf?
by mintyfreshj July 18, 2011
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Horny

My dad and step-mom were out of town, so it was just me and my step-brother. I always had feelings for him, but I never showed it. A few days after they left, I wanted to ask him a question, but when I opened his door, all I saw was a massive cock sticking up, and he was jacking off with it. He devilishly looked at me and said, "Do you like it?" I was shocked, but also happy he also had a thing for me. "Come over here and touch it." He said. I walked over there and stroked just the tip. He wanted more, so he took my hands and placed them all the way on his cock. Just to tease him, I removed my hands and got down on my knees, acting like I would take it in my mouth, but instead I massaged and sucked his balls. "More baby, more." I heard him moaning. I put the tip of it into my mouth and swirled my tongue around. He shoved the rest into my mouth, but I started to gag as it was so big. I went back to the tip and nibbled gently on it. He gripped my hair and threw his head back. "I'm going to repay you for that." He smirked
He took off my skirt and thong and started to lay me down on his bed. He stroked my clit with his fingers, and then four of his fingers went inside of me. I Moaned, but before I could do anything, he started sucking on my clit. I gripped his hair and he took his fingers out. Suddenly, he shoved his tongue into my vagina as far as it would go. After a few minutes, he took off my shirt and saw I didn't have a bra on. "Mmm." He moaned as he started to lick them. He nibbled on my nipples and they got bigger with each one. Finally, I couldn't take it anymore. I shoved him down and hopped onto his cock. I bounced up and down finding every curve he had. He matched me by thrusting his hips to meet mine. When he was just about to cum, I got off so he cummed on my chest. He licked it all up and set me down. He was on top and he was putting the very tip of his cock in my vagina. "MORE!" I screamed. "What did you say?" Jacob replied. "Please...Daddy." He went very fast now. "UGH UGH UGH! YES DADDY RIGHT THERE! UGH UGH UGH! DADDY! UGH." He loved my screams. He went as fast and hard as he could. He shot out some cum and we fell asleep. The next morning I was horny, so we did it again until our parents came home and saw us, but they didn't care and we all had a foursome.
by sisemorenatalie@gmail.com November 19, 2019
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horny

1.a funny word.
2 a word to describe that "sexual" feeling u get when ur "turned on".
3. a word that rymes with corny
4. somthing that has a horn
1. ha ha ha, u said horny
2. self explanatory
3. horny, corny, forny, morny, dorny
4. unicorns are really horny
by Chet and Josh November 3, 2004
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horny

by Genevieve May 27, 2004
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hornysteve

to have a massive errectoin durring school hours
Marcus sufferd a hornysteve during his math class.
by aaron and tony September 24, 2006
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