It-hoed

Tied up by the front teeth and dragged through a pile of Jordan dicks mouth first while accruing copious amounts of brown boi oil in your bottom lip

Fuck you cunt, you deserve to get it-hoed

by Lachland the cunt February 10, 2022

Corn Holed

When you fuck a girl in the ass so long and so hard you have to go to the emergency room to get a piece of corn removed from your pee hole.

My wife corn holed me in Milwaukee.

by Shaky Jay April 1, 2022

Lit-holed

When someone is gaslit to the point that their original assertion has been memory holed.

John repeatedly denied Janes assertion that he said something abusive so many times that Jane was lit-holed into doubting her memory instead of dealing with the original assertion of abuse.

by RobTheConqueror April 1, 2023

The Hoedini

When having sexual intercourse with a female and you feel like you are about to cum you spit on their back then when they turn around they get a nice and sticky surprice.

the hoedini

by CumKauwer October 2, 2023

Stoi hode

It's a form of saying stop fucking with me or you're fucking with me in papiamento, the national language of Aruba.

Another form: Stop di hode

Person 1: Dude I just won the lottery!
Person 2: Stoi hode!

by Aruba4life February 11, 2024

Couldn’t be holed

Couldn’t be bother. Too lazy.

Could you go to the shop and get some milk? No way, I couldn’t be holed

by Same town August 1, 2020

new york hoedown

that part in The Great Gatsby where Myrtle gets run over

if you mention that price she'll be out of here in a New York hoedown

by anonymous December 16, 2022