Hamas

A get-out-of-jail-for-free card that can be used no matter how guilty a person is. It immediately shuts down the conversation and shifts blame, especially if you pronounce the H like you're clearing phlem from your throat.

Cop: You just ran over a bunch of pedestrians on the sidewalk!
Driver: It's not my fault, officer. I was trying to get the Hamas guy standing behind them.
Cop: Alright, sir. You're free to go.

Mom: Miss Pearson told me you choked out the spelling bee winner just for fun!
Timmy: Hamas.
Mom: Ok, sweetie. Just be careful next time.

by RealKeeper July 23, 2025

Hagmaxing

Women who are married to people who are called bob.

Bob's wife Hagmaxing hard.

by Slade W September 13, 2025

hamage a trois

When three ham radio operators are working each other at the same time

I was on a hamage a trois trying to work two hams at one time

by Woodpecker Strong January 2, 2026

Lani Halmarick

lani is someone u dont want to let go she is always there for u even if u make her give up eating good food for hotness. lani is always kind and is the best best friend u can ever ask for dont fk it up over a boy hehe

omg its lani halmarick she has grate boobies

by shittasourus ;) September 2, 2018

madison hamand!

A short little fuck, who takes dick up the butt and will let you put cake in there to.

Madison: If you buy me chocolate cake, I’ll let you shove it up my ass.

Person: *buying cake* are you ready for my cake dick “Madison hamand!”

by DykeCAKEbitch666 October 21, 2018

Akemi Hamamura

A stupid tall girl with big tiddy energy.
the ultimate actress who was placed into a killing game where monokuma killed her dog >:(

Person 1: Did you see Akemi Hamamura?
Person 2: Yeah she’s kind of annoying

by Sushidogg.o September 22, 2019

Ariana Hama

An actual angel.
I'm starting to doubt that she's even a human being an extremely sweet, cute and really gorgeous girl. 11/10 wouldn't recommend because she's for sure already taken. She might have a big mouth talking shit about herself but at the end of the day, she knows shes the prettiest the most good looking and the cutest girl on this planet.

Just one bad thing that I kinda don't like in her it's the fact that shes causing global warming if you see this like maybe stop being that hot I want to live man.

"is that Ariana Hama?"
"I don't think so man all I see is a walking star."

by shaloomman October 27, 2019