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Citizen Husbandry

When you take the citizens of your country and exploit them as a resource -- milk them, slaughter them, and consume them.
Republican budget proposals epitomize the philosophy of Citizen Husbandry, minimizing the cost of ranching a population of oblivious citizens to pull the carts of profits for the super-rich.
by Lew Mills April 24, 2011
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hushband

A henpecked, meek-ish man, married or not, in a relationship, who lets the woman do all the talking or decision making, and is not allowed to have opinions of his own.
Mary: "Susan, this is my husband, George." George is standing slightly behind Mary.
Susan, "Hi, George, how are you?"
George: "Hi, I'm...."
Mary, "Oh, he's fine."
George: "Yes, yes I am ...."
Mary: "George is a CPA. He is opening up his own practice."
Susan: "Really? How nice. George, where will your office be?"
Mary: "We haven't decided yet. You know, men. You have to do everything for them."

Susan, embarrassed and uncomfortable, tries again:

"George, where did you go to school?"
George: "I went..."
Mary: "Oh, he went to (name any college)."
Susan (to herself): "Oh, oh. Poor George is a hushband."

Susan to Mary and George: "Excuse me. I see the person who I'm supposed to meet. "George, nice talking to you."
Mary: "Nice talking to you, too. C'mon George, let's go."
by a.m. crab August 16, 2012
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Husbad

A husbad, is a husband gone bad.
He is also the husband equivalent for a whore.
Dennis: I heard Dorita and Otis gotta a dirvorce.
Sylvia: Yeah, because Otis turned out gay...
Dennis: I thought it was because he was a husbad.
by Otis The Stripper May 16, 2008
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Husbandy

The opposite of wifey. What a woman calls her husband AKA Hubby.
Hey Husbandy, can you can you help me with the housework?
by Lay42 November 22, 2010
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Husbandom

The state of being a husband.
While being married isn't always easy, these 12 years of husbandom have been absolutely amazing.
by efamilyusa May 16, 2010
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husbandwife

A married man who, in addition to his general husbandly duties, performs the traditional “wifely” tasks such as cleaning, cooking, and general housekeeping.
Spent the morning cleaning the house while the wife was out. Just another day in the life of this husbandwife.
by DefSnazzy March 9, 2019
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husbandoism

The philosophy of making purchasing and/or time-investment decisions based on the aesthetic appearance, personality, and sex appeal of fictional male character(s), as opposed to objective and platonic reasons.

Related: Waifuism
Friend: "Why would you spend $200 on Yu-Gi-Oh cards just to get Aleister the Invoker, he's not even that good!"
Me: "Perhaps he is not. I made the decision for no reason other than husbandoism."
Friend: "Well, can't argue with that!"
by Hecate117 January 21, 2021
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