Hillbilly dump truck

When you dont shit for a week then punch a girl mouth knock out her teeth. Then shit on her.

Last night I meat a girl at a bar. Took her home and treated her to a hillbilly dump truck.

by 69sniffer November 8, 2020

Hillbilly Lunge

1. A complete lunge extension with the express intention of dispossesing an opposing player of the ball in soccer.

2. A complex manoeuvre designed to wreak injury, pain and destruction.

Also: to hillbilly, the hillbilly.

Past Tense: Hillbillied

"I was coming up the left wing and John hillbillied me to get the ball"

"Sean was badmouthing me so I hillbillied him in the back of the head"

"Peter used a hillbilly lunge to get the the ball off me"

by F1ange October 31, 2013

Hillbilly Turntable

Hillbilly turntable: it’s a carnival game, where you put three guys back to back to back inside of barrel, and hang their penises out of three pre-drilled holes. You paint the penises three different colors and choose which coloured penis you want to point at the prize wall where all the prizes hang. You grab a hold of the first penis spin the barrel on a turntable grab a hold of the second penis, give it another spin, grab the third penis and give it an even harder spin, and then when the barrel finally comes to a stop you have to hope that the coloured penis you chose points at the prize wall. If the penis colour you chose is pointing away from the wall then you have to suck off both of the other two penises because you lost the game. You can’t stop sucking until the paint comes off the cock.

Tyler: “oh man, the fair is in town and I really hope that I don’t have to suck those two cocks again. I hate losing when I play the Hillbilly turntable.”

by mr big daddy lover April 5, 2024

Hillbilly Abortion

(Verb)

To take a metal cloth hanger and fashion it into a hook, then proceeding to put it up there and shove the little fucker out.

"Hey Jane I thought you got pregnant?"

"Nope, I got a Hillbilly Abortion

by BungoScrogis11 December 13, 2021

hillbilly

it is a country person that is an asshole only rude or disrespectful country people are called “hillbilly”

bob: “Sarah you ain’t worked for a cent in your life all you have is daddy’s money”

Sarah: “shut up bob you are nothing but a dirt licking bitch ass hillbilly”

by cj2k24 April 19, 2024

urban hillbilly

There usually young men from mid teens to early 20s who are usually loners who don't like to associate with any particular social trend or norm. They usually live in small rural towns where they don't really fit in. They are the type that wears leather jackets in the spring and uses exes gel in his hair and when he grows up hopes to move out of his small town to a big city

"Man that boy over there kinda of a loner in this small town what a urban hillbilly"

by otto36 June 21, 2015

Hillbilly Swamp Monster

A woman who loiters at the local gas station wearing short shorts, a knee brace, and some work boots. Often can also be seen with a large beer gut and carries around a foul stench

Yo Matt you see that woman over there! That’s what we call a Hillbilly Swamp Monster

by TY the OG September 17, 2021