Hillbilly Boom Box

When you drop your phone or IPod into a box while its playing music.

Hey Jimmy, Did you hear that?

Hear What?

Clayton is playing music on his Hillbilly Boom Box

by Grande A June 18, 2011

hillbilly jim

A Wrestler who frequently acted like a hillbilly on telivision in the 70s and 80s. He also got more into his character by fucking all of his kids at the Family Reunion

Rick- Hey Jim, dont fuck those kids
Hillbilly Jim- *precedes to fuck 12yr old nephew*

by ChrisJerichoFozzy March 5, 2018

Hillbilly Bidet

Sometimes when you take a crap at home, you realize one of two things; 1: there is no toilet paper to be found and no one to get it for you or 2: your crap was so disgusting that toilet paper will be no match for it at all. A "Hillbilly Bidet" is when you forsake the use of toilet paper altogether, get up off the toilet and proceed straight to the shower to clean yourself off.

Dude, I got such ridiculous food poisoning that I didn't even attempt to wipe...just went straight to the shower for a hillbilly bidet.

by Poop Geyser June 28, 2011

Hillbilly Toothpaste

Peppermint Schnapps. Hillbillies can't brush what's left of their teeth so a quick rinse with the peppermint schnapps does the trick.

Cletus got ready for his date by drinking 3 shots of Hillbilly Toothpaste.

by JMCComedy November 23, 2020

Hillbilly incubator

Another name for trailer or mobile home.

Why don't you climb back into that hillbilly incubator you call a home and move to another trailer park.

by Bbd4l September 28, 2019

Hillbilly lipstick

Hillbilly lipstick hot sauce

These ribs need more hillbilly lipstick!!

by Dirtyharry June 28, 2021

Hillbilly dump truck

When you dont shit for a week then punch a girl mouth knock out her teeth. Then shit on her.

Last night I meat a girl at a bar. Took her home and treated her to a hillbilly dump truck.

by 69sniffer November 8, 2020