Gym Teacher's Hankey

It's when you press one finger to close a nostril and blow snot out the other, usually onto the ground or into the sink or wherever.

Mr. Mason used his Gym Teacher's Hankey and blew snot all over my shoe.

by LusterKing January 14, 2009

Bad Gym Dick

A penis that is small when un-erect and might induce laughter if seen but is much bigger when erect.

Girl: "My, when I saw him steam room a few weeks ago, he definatly wasn't that big. He must just have a bad gym dick."

by Craigsy April 15, 2013

Gym class hero

A kid that takes gym too seriously, usually they are jocks and they will yell at you if you don't do shit.

Me talking to friend: Dude what was the Geometry homework again?
Friend: uh...
*Gym class hero (a senior on the football team) smashes into friend, breaking his arm.*
Friend: Oh fuck my arm hurts like a bitch owwwwwwwwww.
Gym Class hero: That's what you get for not catching the ball.
Me: Go fuck your disgusting girlfriend gym class hero.

by ilovechinesefood January 19, 2011

The Gym Teacher

While someone is sitting down you put on short shorts, or underwear and stretch, placing your genitals in their facial region.

The Gym Teacher- mike was sitting in my chair, i walked up and proceeded to place my leg on the arm rest while stretching with my genitals by his face.

by nka 2663 September 18, 2010

Gym class warrior

That one super athletic kid in your gym class who tries too hard to win, and play with the gym teacher. They do this to show off their ability, but make it seem like that they don't actually care about winning.

We just lost dodgeball to a gym class warrior.
I felt bad when I lost volleyball to a gym class warrior, but then I realized that I had higher grades than him in all of my academic courses.

by LouPit May 15, 2018

Gym Raw Pussy

state of the vagina after a rigorous gym workout before showering.

Sally: "Please don't and let me shower first!!"
John: "But I love gym raw pussy!!"

by Bakeneko Lives in the Internet December 17, 2019

Utah Jungle Gym

The act of two males (and in some cases a third female) performing oral to anal sex on each other while dangling down from a supportive structure. Often found on a regular playground jungle gym, one partner will suspend from the monkey bars, exposing their anus at face level for the other partner to orally stimulate.

Eddy said he saw Taylor giving Mike a Utah Jungle Gym when he drove by the school last night!

by Mega Hemroids May 8, 2020