guinea pig

A larger version of a wordhamster/word. Goes good with barbecue sauce.

I just fried me up a guinea pig the other day, and it was damn good! They oughta sell these things at KFC...

by DarkMillennia August 25, 2003

guatemalan crotch cricket

Crabs that live in the area between the anus and genitals, leaving sores that whistle when you walk.

Did you hear her walking past? Sounded like she had a whole family of Guatemalan crotch crickets between those legs.

by michael falls December 18, 2008

Guinea Pig

Amazing Furry pets! Always so cute and cuddly

Oh my lil Guinea pig is so cute

by Dreaminqs August 28, 2016

Guinevere

A person who will stand up for you,and keep your secrets. She will also be one of the most trustworthy people.

Guinevere;A person who will stand up for you,and keep your secrets. She will also be one of the most trustworthy people. She is also a character from Camelot who ran away with Lancelot.

by Queen Guinevere February 8, 2019

travel guide

A close friend to baby-sit your stupid ass when tripping on any of the following:

Shrooms
Salvia
Acid
LSD
Crys
etc.

This person should be a very close friend so you can trust them not to harm you or cause any long-term damage to you.

James: Dude where the hell is the travel guide?
George: IDK man. who cares lets do this salvia.
James: Okay

3 hours later James and George are dead.

by James T. Carson April 22, 2006

goiter

Typically a female housemate who without cause upsets fellow housemates with constant whinging. The goiter is always the victim regardless of consequence. A goiter lives in a constant state of depression and solitude, their depression is compounded by intercourse with as many as 1 to 2 randoms every weekend in her search for love. A female goiter enjoys detailing in graphic detail to female housemates vaginal problems postcoital with said randoms. Partying with a goiter should be avoided at all costs for fear of ruining your own fun.

"Oh my god, she is such a goiter!", "Fucking goiter!", "Goiter!"

by Ezascanbe July 29, 2005

guiteyboard

Keyboard that you play standing up, like a guitar.
see Keytar.

Nice Guiteyboard!

by octavius March 10, 2004