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german sit up

A german sit up is when you pick a kid (usually an prick)and ask him if he can do a german sit up. If he says "yea i can" tell him to lay down, blind-fold the kid and hold his shoulders down.
Now here is the fun part, get a friend to sqaut with his pants pulled around his ankles and put your butt in front of the kids face. Now the people who are holding him down let go of the kid - resulting with the kids face ending up in the sqauters ass.
Todd:" Lets make Robby do a german sit up"
Jack:" Dude, thats messed up... LETS DO IT"
by cody_2012 February 13, 2008
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German Lunch Box

The sexual act of ingesting sour kraut from a woman's vagina/ off of a man's penis, while both participants wear crotchless lederhosen.
Klaus: "Inga gave me the best German lunch box I've ever had on my lunch break yesterday!"
by Ukranian Swordsman March 9, 2011
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Sexy German

(Plural: Sexy Germans)
Refers to certain "chosen" sexy people.
Do not have to be German, but must know one German word.
Examples of sexy German names: Taylor, Divya, Alissa. (Those are most common)
Sexy Germans usually live in the Burnaby area of BC, but also found in certain other places.
Mostly found in Canada.
Person 1: Wow! Have you seen Taylor, Alissa and Divya?
Person 2: Yeah! They are SO sexy!
Person 1: They must be Sexy Germans.
by Taylor Adrienne January 17, 2009
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German

Well, I can't define this because I'm Justin Bieber!
Person 1 : What's your opinion about the Germans?
Justin Bieber : wat? who r germans? r dey sum kind of germs?
by Death616 June 27, 2010
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German weatherman

An extremely good looking male or female. Normally used by annoying people from girls schools who say random alot.
Oh my gosh, Jim is a German weatherman. Random!
by 169% CúlaBúla May 16, 2006
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Geeman

Comes from the combination of two words, God and Seman. Which in essence means God's seman. Used to describe a tasty tasty food or beverage. Geeman is the Hierarch of taste. To describe something as Geeman is ranking at a very superior level of flavor.
The burger that I had last night was like straight Geeman! Mmmmmmm!!!
by Dr. Fagioli July 8, 2011
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German Tight Rope

A term created during a PTFO livestream. PTFO stands for play the fucking objective. A german tight rope is when a man poops in a line and a girl drags her vagina across it.
Want to do the German tight rope, baby?
Yeah!
by German tight rope walker July 24, 2012
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