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Green Mile 

Something you say when you're heading towards the inevitable. Usually either impending pain or doom awaits you. Intended to be humorous, or as a reminder that others have suffered worse and you now join their ranks.

The Green Mile was a short walk prisoners had to walk before facing execution. To say "Walking the Green Mile" was a way to tell other prisoners that you wouldn't be coming back from where the guards were taking you.
"Walking the Green Mile, better get right with Jesus."

Little Tommy said "Walking the Green Mile." when they called him to the principal's office.

Goobs said "Walking the Green Mile." as he approached the restroom after a 5 day pizza binge.
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Lil green bean 

Local rapper in Pennsylvania, known for his terrible sound cloud raps.
Lil green beans new track isn’t that good

Green Monster 

Green Monster is the name given to a house that often throws parties, rages, kickbacks, pregames, raves etc. The house or series of houses is often found in a populous American city and/or college town. Often confused with a fraternity or frat house, a Green Monster is non-greek affiliated and usually throws better parties than the surrounding Greek community.
This party is sick! What frat is this?
This isn't a frat, this is Green Monster.
Green Monster by collegekiddo November 7, 2010

Lime Green Jello 

Jealous. As used by Megan Fox in the movie Jennifer's Body.
Lime Green Jello by xtankgirlx October 31, 2009

Green Dragon

An Alcoholic/Canibanoic drink made from soaking weed in an alcoholic beverage.

Desired affects increase with increased curing time and using a beverage high in poly-unsaturated fats and alcohol. The high poly-unsaturated fat count allowing for more THC to dissolve into the drink...use Malt Liquor, guys.

The leftover marijuana can be used for making hashish.
Green Dragon will fuck your shit up and it's handy!
Green Dragon by BeAverHed May 29, 2005

hyrophant green

The stand of a milf loving cherry eating doughnut
Doughnut: HYROPHANT GREEN USE EMRALD SPLASH!Doughnut: NANI!! NO ONE CAN DEFLECT THE EMRALD SPLASH

20 people deflect the emerald splash
hyrophant green by Juice Ren May 15, 2018

Green Drank 

Term used to describe "Evil Eye Sour Green Apple" drink. Sold in 40's for the classiest look and may be disguised in a brown paper bag. Helps cheap folks stay classy, gives wonderful gut rot, and aids in the making of good decisions.
Being much too cheap to buy beer, yet still yearning to be sloppy drunk, Jake purchased Green Drank.
Green Drank by GreenDrank4Eva August 23, 2010